I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
La loo
* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied “65Kgs”
and moved on…
* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”.
The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo
immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.
* Laloos family planning policy..
“Don’t have more than two children in one year”
* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender,
“JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” & the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?”
Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”
* After having become the Railway Minister, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth Railway Minister he decides to pose along with a herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for
the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
THE CAPTION “Laloo, third from left”
* Laloo Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with
Bihar and he stated, “Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.” Laloo was
very surprised. “You Japanese are very inepicient,” he stated “Give me
three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar”
* A reporter asked Laloo “What is the main reason for a divorce ?”
“Marriage”
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