Funny SMS

Jis tarhaa lohay ko loha kat taa hay……
Zehar ko zehar kat taa hay…..
Heeray ko heera kat taa hay……….
Isee tarhaaa aik din tumhayn kutta katay ga

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod doon,
tere liye chand taare tod doon.
Khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol doon
Itna kafi hai motu
Ya do chaar jhooth aur bol doon
Mausam hai suhana…………
Aise main dil bhi deewana….
Aise main tum……..
Aise main tum…….
Tum……..Tum………
Han tum………..
Tum…………
- lux – - soap se do bar nahana

A girl ask from Molvi,
Can I sleep with her Dad
Molvi: Astagfirula,
Girl: Can I sleep with her Uncle
Molvi: Nauzbilallah.
Girl: Can I sleep with U,
Molvi: Bismiallah

Girl friend kya sath.
kamre kya ander…
Table kya upper…
Batti kya neacha…
De… tacatac
Le…tacatec
De…tacatac
Le…tacatac
Stupid i m playing table tennis..

Life ho to aisi
Monday ko dosti
Tuesday ko piyar
Wednesday ko shadi
Thursday ko barbadi
Firday ko fighting
Saturday ko talaq
Sunday ko rest
Monday ko NEXT

When i call yoy..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means bheray phone utha.

Life is like cotton- Don’t make it heavier by sinking it in Water of
Sorrow, but make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy!!

I’ve seen angels in the sky, ****
I’ve seen snow fall in July, ****
I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do, ****
But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you

Life Is Test.
Islam Is Best.
Namaz Is Must.
Aakhirat Is For Rest.
World Is Only Dust.
If Quran Is In Chest,
Nothing Need Next.
Obey ALLAH First.
Success Will Be Next…..

A lonely tear is set out free,
i’m sitting alone for all to see;
u’r far away, how can it be?
My heart cries out,” Come back to me!!”

i was waitin da nite to see da moon it didn’t appear so i called da
sky 2 ask where da moon is? It told me da moon is readin ur msg:)

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it’s not ur
figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages
with other kidney.

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this
message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs……..

Flying papers,
Multi colors of balloon,
Delicated blossom,
Fantastic people,
Love and laughter.
What it describes?
It’s Your HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator
twice.:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written “Number dial karnay se pehele do lagae”

If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast..Do u
think its love? Na Munna Na it’s called High BP:

I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2
absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me
to feel warm coz I Luv U.

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
Only My Love is TRUE

Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

Let me Draw your Face!
Don’t Move!
Nearly Finished!
Ok! Wana Look?
*****
‘(0..0)’
“(—)”
Hai main mar javan, Kinney Sonay ho Tum.

208565478942153258 cocunut trees in kerala.
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Ennittum oru tenga polum,
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ninte talayi veezunnillalo daivame..!!

Enikku oru kaaryam parayanundayirunnu,
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Raatri paranjal ni kaliyakkum
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adukonda ippo parayunne,
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Paranjotte..?
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“GOOD MORNING”

—> —> Po ambe
poyi e SMS vayikunavante
BRAINil oru kuttu koduku
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<— <— enda tirichu ponne?
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ooh
Avanu Brain illallo alle

BOY:Onnu kanichu tarumo
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GIRL:Chi,arenkilum kanum
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B:1 kandamathi
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G:Vegam,pediyakunu
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B:1 minut
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havoo Angane 5maarkinte SA yayi.

Ee message kitiyal ni veetil ninnu puratirangi nilkanam
aduvazi ente 4 USA friends varunund, avar indian kurangine kanditilla.

Innale Msg ayakkan kazhinjilla,
Sorry..
Njan USA vare onnu poyi,
Aa BUSH Whitehousinte rent tnnittilla
adu vaangaan poyatha..

NEPPOLIAN:Ente dicionary il impossible ennoru vaakkilla.
SARDAR:Ini paranjittu karyamilla,
vaangumbo nokkande..

TTR fined ticketless girls,
MIdigirl Rs.50
Bikinigirls Rs.25
next girl was fine Rs.0
Y?
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Think +ve
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she had a ticket!

Sneham vannal kettipidikan
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Sankadam vannal kanniroppan
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Sugakaramayi koode kidakan
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Rs.50 mudakku
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oru TALAYINA swantamakku

Teacher: U have 2 aim 4 90% marks.
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Boy: Dont wory sir i ll get 100% marks.
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Teacher: Tamasha parayunno!
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Boy: Aara tudangiye..?

Take Soochi& Nool.
Make a maala.
Then take the maala & go in front of mirror
U see a super scene is,
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“Kurangante Kayyil Poomala”

Ee Lorry number not cheido
KL10 F 8884
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Oru load CHEMBARATHI poo varum,
adu 2 cheviyilum kureshe vacho..
kurachu bhedamaavum..

Mavil ninnu Manga vizum
Tengil ninnu Tenga vizum
Plavil ninnu Planga vizumo?
Bus stopil Bus varum
Full stopil ninnal Full varumo?

Pha pulle..!
Postpaidum prepaidum
kootikuzach
4neram mesagum ayach
kayyil muveelum vech
vaayum noki irunnal pora
call cheyyanam…CALL

Baby monkey:Amme, enne kanaan oru bhangiyumilla.

Mother monkey:Mone ni e SMS vayikunnavane nokku,

“Patti Kanji kudikkilla”..!

“Changaathi nannaayal kannaadi venda’
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njan kannaadi vaangano atho
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nee nannaakumo??

Sardarji punjabil oru shop thaudangi.
But sardrjikk bhayankara nashtamundayi.
Why?
Bcoz punjabil sardarji thudangiyath oru BARBER shop anu.

1 Letter illa,
1 Call illa,
1 Misscall illa,
1 SMS koodiyilla.
Enikku pediyakunnu,
ninne veendum pattipiduttakkaar
kondupoyo..?

Barya:panam evide vechalum
Oke mon edukunnu
Barthav : Athinendha
Ini cashellam avante
textbookil Vechal mathi.
Athavan thodilla…

Arinjille!
Govt pudiya niyamam iraki
Glamour kudiyavar tax adakanam
Ninakku 5paisa kodukkandallo..
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Njan evide ninnedutu kodukkum

Mahabharathathile Dussasanan Droupadiyude
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Sari azhichu thalarnnu veenu!
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Valla karyavum undo?
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Onnu Pokki Nokiyal Pore?

Ramu loan eduthu car vangi.
Loan adachilla.
car japti cheytu.
Ramu:Ithu munpu arinjirunnenkil
ente vivahathinum loan edukamayirunnu!

Ninte samayam thelinju mone..
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ini oru masam sukhikkam..!
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manassilayo..?
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“HAPPY KANJHI-MAASAM”

Ni computeril irikumbol:Intelinside Mentaloutside
Fridginadutu nilkumbol:Cool inside Fool outside
Bedil kidakumbol:Panji akatum kanjipuratum

Noinne 1 kaanan etra kothichu,
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Kandapol 1 todan mohichu,
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appol ZOO wathman paranju,
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venda aa KARIMKURANGU maandum.

Manasil Dukhamo
Snkadamo
Vedanayo
nirayumbol
Ellam kelkan oral venamennu tonumbol
Enne vilichamadi.
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“Ente Patti varum”

Lokathil etavum valiyad?
AAKASHAM?
No
PUZA?
No
KADAL?
No
Pinnendan u?
Ninteyoke Onaka Mob leku SMS ayakunna “ENTEYA
VALIYA MANASSU”

Eniyum oru janmamundenkil
“ninne pole” friendine ellavarkum
kittan njan prarthikum
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enthina
njan mathram ee
“KURISHU” Chumakkunnad

Kandappol parayaan madi,
vilikkanum chammal
Athu kondaanu E msg
No ennu parayaruthu
Njan
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Oru
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Life
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Lifeboy vangitannal onnu kulikkaamo?

Ravile 2 kaaryangal cheyyanam.
1.Prarthikkuka: Ninakku jeevikkan.
2.Kulikkuka: Mattullavarkku jeevikkan.

Girl:Smoking,Drinking,Ellam undalle..?
Boy:Yes..!
G:Ella negative habitsum undu.Anything positive undo..?
B:HIV positive aanu..!

On a ship, the Project managers of three different companies belonging to 3 different
nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee
engineer had more guts.
The American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take around swimming around the moving ship.
The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, “See the guts!” *
Now the German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship.
The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, “See the guts!” *
Now the Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds.
The Trainee promptly replied, ” Why the hell should I ? ? ? You do that ”
The PM proudly said, ** “See the guts!” **