January 2009


While take off we
are calling it aeroplane, so when it is landing
why are we not saying
it as erangoplane.?
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By English Improvement Society.

Pappu and Guddu didn’t know if trousers were singular or plural.
After thinking for a
long time they decided, Singular above and
Plural below.

Santa in an Electrical shop : Give me a Black Bulb.

Shop keeper : You fool,
Why a Black Bulb.?

Santa : I want to Sleep
in the Afternoon Making
the Room Dark.

NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI :
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…

Sita – How old is your Sister.?
Geeta – 25.
Sita – But she says
that she is 20.
Geeta – She is also
Right, she learnt to
Count at the age of 5.!

Teacher – Why is
honesty the best policy.?
Student – Because
there is hardly
any competition.!

Breaking News:
Due to huge Losses
and cost cutting,
Vijay Mallya decides
that in this year’s
King Fisher Calendar
Models will Not Wear
ANY CLOTHES.!
Kindly bare

Teacher – What is the
best way to prevent milk from getting sour.? Student – Simple.
The best way is to
leave it in the cow itself.!

Arugampul juice
kudichaa udambukku nalladhu dhaan, aanaa
naan kudikka maatean yeannaa..

Puli pasithaalum
Pullai mattum illa
adhoada juice kooda kudikaadhu.

A Girl Loved a Boy
Very Sincerely….

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