Funny SMS

Wife – Doctor, after
your treatment,
my Husband has
Lost Interest in me.
Did you give some
Wrong medicine.?
Doctor – No Ma’am.!
l just Corrected
his Eye Sight.!

Geriatric Laugh 01 :
3 Very Old guys were
out walking.
1st one says, Windy,
isn’t it.?
2nd says, No, it’s Thursday. 3rd one says, So Am I.
Let’s go Get a Beer.

Teacher : Electricity’ai Kandupidichadhu yaaru.? Student : Adhellam theriaadhu.
Aanaa Power cut’ai kandupidichadhu
Arcot Veerasamy Dhaan’u Nalaa Theriyum..

Sooran :
‘Un Wife’ukkum
Un Ammaa’vukkum
Sandai vandhaa
Nee Yendha Pakkam.?
?
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.           ;(
?
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Veeran :         ‘Vaasal Pakkam’.

Question : What do you Do when a PAKI Throws a
Hand Grenade at You.?

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Answer : Pull The Pin and Throw it Back.!

4 Catholic Moms
bragging about their Sons. 1st Mom : My son is
a Priest. He walks
into a room,
Everyone calls him
‘Father’.
2nd Mom : Mine’s
a Bishop. He walks in,everyone calls him
‘Your Grace’.
3rd Mom : Well,
mine’s a Cardinal…
He enters a room,
people say
‘Your Eminence’.
4th Mom was silent
initially, then said :
My Son’s Tall, Gorgeous, well-hung and
is a Male-Stripper..
When he walks in,
people say
“Oh.! MY GOD..!”

HEIGHT OF IRONY :

Rs.8000 Crore fraud Ramalinga Raju

named his company as              ‘SATYAM’ . . . .

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.

Love is possible after friendship
but friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u
!Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first

Definition of
a Honeymoon :
The Vacation a Man
takes Before Beginning Work under a New Boss ..

Ques.: How does a man
show he’s planning
for the future.?
Ans.: He buys
Two Cases of Beer
Instead of One. . . .