Funny SMS

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Agar ap se koi kahe k
aap
“GOOD LOOKING”
“SMART”
or
“GENIOUS”
ho
To Samaj Lena K Wo April Fool Mana Raha hai.

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie—-I–

5 Reasons Why I Like You-
1.Ur Never Boring,
2.U Know How To Bring Usual Smile On My Face
3.Ur Always On My Side,
4.We Are A Perfect Match,
5.Ur Always Fooled By Me.
Hahahaha…

Study=dnt fail
dnt study=fail
adding above equ
Study+dnt study=fail+dnt fail

study(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt)

study=fail

Sardar bus yatrayil: Kuttikalku ticket edukkano?
Conductor: 8′nu mukalil aanenkil edukkanam
Sardar: Oh Bhagyam! enik 7 kuttikal aanullath!

If you want to
REMEMBER Your
WIFE’s Birthday
For EVER…..

…. Just FORGET it ONCE.  ;(

Golden Words :-

Don’t ever Postpone
today’s work till tomorrow,

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It can be done even the
day after tomorrow..