Funny SMS

To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.

Dear Tintumol,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.
I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down
mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come…

yours lovely,

Tutumon
Std 1 B

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Reply….by Tintumol….

Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.
I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.
See another day. I no red frock. Only green.

You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.
Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you

Lovely
Tintumol…

FIve Steps to a Lovely Morning

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING

Close ur eyes,

Take a deep breath,

Open ur arms wide,

Feel ur heartbeat,

& Say ” Its too early.

Let me sleep again.”

An employee walks into the Accounts office and says “What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon.”

The Accountant replies “I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200 extra by mistake last month.”

The employee snaps back “Yeah, I can bear with occasional mistakes but when you make it a habit I think I need to report.”