Funny SMS

# Oru muthalaye kittiyirunnengil malpidutahm nadathamaayirunnu !

# Onnu bhoomi kulungiyirunengil thullichadamaayirunnu !

# Oru kambipara kittiyirunengil onnu pallukuthamaayirunnu!

# Oru road kittiyirunengil Thara Para ezhuthi padikkamaayirunnu!

# Oru thengu kittiyirunengil otichu nakku vadikkamaayirunnu !

# Jayan had a fight with the villain and lost one of his teeth. Then he sings a Hindi song. Can you guess the song?
Jenu eku pal nahim aur koi hal nahim Saiyoni

# Randu moonnu idly kittyirunengil shirt nu buttons pidippikkamaayirunnu!

# Jayan jumped off from a flying plane and landed on rock.
He says “Plane il ninnu chadiyappol oru parayilanu veenathu. athukondu onnum pattiyilla. Kadalil veenirunnengil shirt um pants um ellam njanjenne” !]

# Randu moonnu aannaye kittiyirunengil ammanam adamaayirunnu !

# Jayan entered Seema’s Home. He says to Seema “Seema door adaykanda, ente pants pirake varunnundu” !

# Jayan is being questioned on a train tragedy.
He explains “Attayanennu karuthi chavittiyathu train-il aayirunnu”

# Theeppettiyanennu karuthi pants te pocket il eduthittathu cement chack ayirunnu!

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

- Hand me that… uh… whatever it’s called !

- Oh no! I just lost my watch.

- “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”

- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

- There go the lights again…

- Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this guy’s got two of ‘em.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off.

- What’s this doing here?

- I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.

- That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

-You sure it wasn’t this leg?

- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

- Are his relatives waiting outside?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

- Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.

- What do you mean, “You want a divorce”!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

- This scissor looks rusted.

- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

- Isn’t this the one with the really lousy insurance?

- Now from where did this spider come in from.

1) Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay…

2) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot
pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?

3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

4) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

5) wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

6) An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

7) They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense

8)Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
“What other problem can there be greater than this one?

9)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

10) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA

11) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De

12) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

13)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

14) Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

15)Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

16) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.