Amazing Facts


1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that

2. the nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…

4. “99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.”………… …..100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity.. ….

The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…

9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)

10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-

1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day

11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.

12. the more seriously u like a girl…the more seriously her dad will hate u

13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you.

Sahiba _ SILLY

Legal Voting Age 4 Boys-
18yrs..

Legal Marying Age 4 Boys-
21Yrs..

Wat Is Proved?

“Its Tougher 2Control A Wife Dan A Country”!

Aaghane ayirikumo?!

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world’up over’?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

Day light savings time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing ,”Happy Birthday?”

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?

If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?

If cats and dogs didn’t have fur would we still pet them?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of ?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do theymake fog horns out of?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?

Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game,” whenwe are already there?

Why is the time of day with the slowest trafficcalled rush hour? 1

Long live the Bachelors !!!(i wish i could have been)

Not all men are fools , some are bachelors !!

One woman brings you into this world crying,
another sees to it that you stay that way !

Every man should get married some time ;
after all,happiness is not the only thing in
life.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman
can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is
in her.
Agatha Christie

Bachelors should be heavily taxed;
It’s not fair that some men should be happier
than others.
Oscar Wilde
Don’t marry for money;
you can borrow it,it’s cheaper.

Scottish Proverb

I don’t worry about terrorism;
I’ve been married for two years.

-Sam Kinison
> >> > >>
> >> > >>A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
> expensive answers
> >> > >>that your wife will give you for free
> >> > >>-Anonymous
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Bachelors knowmore about women than married
> men;
> >> > >>if they didn’t,they’d be married too.
> >> > >>-H.L.Mencken
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Men have a better time than women;
> >> > >>for one thing ,they marry later;
> >> > >>for another,they die earlier.
> >> > >>-H.L.Mencken
> >> > >>
> >> > >>”A man without a woman is like a fish without
> a bicycle.”
> >> > >>-U2
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Marriage is a three ring circus:
> >> > >>–engagement ring
> >> > >>–wedding ring
> >> > >>–suffering
> >> > >>
> >> > >>When a newly wed couple smiles,everyone knows
> why.
> >> > >>When a ten-year married couple
> smiles,everyone wonders why…??
> >> > >>
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Love is blind;
> >> > >>But marriage is an eye-opener.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>When a man opens the door of his car for his
> wife;
> >> > >>You can be sure of one thing:
> >> > >>either the car is new or the wife.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>I take my wife everywhere;
> >> > >>but she keeps finding her way back home
> always.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>I asked my wife “where do you want to go for
> our anniversary?”
> >> > >>She said “somewhere I have never been.”
> >> > >>I told her,”how about the kitchen?”.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>We always hold hands.
> >> > >>If I let go,she shops.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>My wife was in the beauty saloon for two
> hours.
> >> > >>That was only for the estimate.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>She got a mudpack and looked great for two
> days.
> >> > >>Then the mud fell off.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>She ran behind the garbage truck,yelling,”am
> I too late for the
> >> > garbage?”.
> >> > >>Following her down the street,I
> yelled,”No,jump in”.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Badd Teddy recently explained to me as to why
> he refuses to get
> >>married.
> >> > >>”the wedding rings look like miniature
> handcuffs.”
> >> > >>
> >> > >>If your dog is barking at the back door and
> your wife is yelling at
> >>the
> >> > >>front door,
> >> > >>who do you let in first?
> >> > >>The dog ofcourse at least he’ll shut up after
> he’s in!!

44.The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; “7″ was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. “UP” indicated the direction of the bubbles.

45.Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.

46.Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

47.The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

48.No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

49.Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

50.1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

51.You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

52.Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

53.The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

54.The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

55.A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight.

56.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

57.Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

58.Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

59.The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

60.The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

61.Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

62.The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

63.Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

64.Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

65.Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

66.Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

67.All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn’t like being seen wearing them in public.

68.Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

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Some Facts About things around you

22. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

23. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

24. Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

25. Michael Jordan has more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

26. No word in the English language rhymes with month.

27. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

28. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

29. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

30. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

31. Starfish haven’t got brains.

32. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

33. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

34. The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

35. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

36. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

37. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

38. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

39. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

40. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

41. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

42. You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

43. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

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Some Facts About things around you

1. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

2. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

3. A snail can sleep for three years.

4. All polar bears are left handed.

5. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

6. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

7. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

9. Butterflies taste with their feet

10. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.

11. Cats urine glows under a black light.

12. China have more English speakers than the United States.

13. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear any pants.

14. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

15. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

16. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

17. “I am.”_ is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

18. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.

19. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

20. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

21. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

Water

WATER THERAPY:

Six glasses of water (1.5 ltrs), without spending on medicine, tablets, injections, diagnosis, Doctor fees,etc., just by drinking pure water, the following diseases will be cured.

You can never believe before practicing, let us see the list of diseases being cured by this therapy diseases cured by drinking water.
1. Headache

2. Blood pressure/Hyper tension

3. Anemia (blood shortage)

4. Rheumatism (pain in joints/muscles)

5. General paralysis

6. Obesity (Very fatness)

7. Arthritis

8. Sinusitis

9. Tachycardia

10. Giddiness

11. Cough

12. Asthma

13. Bronchitis

14. Pulminory Tuberculosis (T.B)

15. Meningitis

16. Kidney stones

17. Urogenital diseases

18. Hyper acidity

19. Gastric-enteritis

20. Dysentery

21. Rectal Piodapse

22. Constipation

23. Diabetes

24. Hostorthobics

25. Eye diseases

26. Irregular menstruation

27. Leukemia (white blood)

28. Uterine cancer

29. Breast cancer

30. Laryngitis

How to do this water therapy?

1) Early morning after you get up from bed (without even brushing teeth) drink 1.5 ltrs of water i.e. 5 to 6 glasses. Better to premature 1.5 ltrs of water. You may wash your face thereafter.

2) Here it is very essential to note that nothing else neither drinks nor sold food of any sort – should be taken within 1 hour before and after drinking this 1.5 ltrs of water.

3) It is also to be strictly observed that no Alcoholic drinks should be taken the previous night.

4) If required, boiled and filtered water may be used for this purpose. Is it possible to drink 1.5 ltrs of water at one time?

a) To begin with, one may find it difficult to drink 1.5 ltrs of water at one time, but one will get used to it gradually.
Initially, while practicing, you may drink four glasses first and the balance two glasses after a gap of two minutes. Initially,you may find the necessity to urinate 2 to 3 times within an hour, but it will become normal after sometime.

By research and experience, the following diseases are observed to be cured with this therapy within the indicated days as below:

Constipation 1 day

Acidity 2 days

Diabetes 7 days

BP & Hypertension 4 weeks

Cancer 4 weeks

Pulminory TB 3 months

Note: It is advised that persons suffering from Arthritis or Rheumatism should practice this therapy thrice a day,
i.e. morning mid-day and night,1 hour before meals – for one week; and twice a day subsequently till the disease is cured.

How does pure water act?

Consuming ordinary drinking water by the right method purifies human body. It clears the colon more effective by forming new
fresh blood, known in medical terms as Haematopaises. That the mucous folds of the colon and intestines are activated by this method, is an undisputed fact, just as the theory that new fresh blood is produced by the mucous fold. If the colon is cleaned then the nutrients of the food taken several times a day will be absorbed and by the action of the mucous folds the are turned into fresh blood. The blood is all important in curing ailments and restoring health and for this water should be consumed in a
regular pattern.

31. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

32. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per Side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

33. Upper and lower case letters are named ‘upper’ and lower, because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the ‘upper case’ letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, ‘lower case’ letters.

34. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

35. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

36. The numbers ’172′ can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

37. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before!

38. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

39. There are four cars and eleven lightposts on the back of a $10 dollar bill.

40. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.

41. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

42. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.

43. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

44. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Born in the USA’

45. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original Halloween was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

46. The original name for the butterfly was ‘flutterby’!

47. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

48. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

49. Roses MAY Be red, but violets ARE, indeed, violet.

50. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.

51. Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby-Doo.

52. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

53. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.

54. In Gulliver’s Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size
and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was discovered.

55. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

56. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said Elementary, my dear Watson.

57. An old law in Bellingham, Wash., made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

58. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokesmodel.

59. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

60. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

61. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages
them.

62. Back in the mid to late 80′s, an IBM compatible computer wasn’t considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft’s Flight Simulator.

63. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

Did You Know

1. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton.

2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickle the company once had.

3. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

4. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.

5. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

6. The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle.

7. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

8. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

10. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.

11. A 2×4 is 1-1/2 x 3-1/2

12. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

13. Every person has a unique tongue print.

14. The ‘spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was albino.

15. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

16. During the chariot scene in ‘Ben Hur’ a small red car can be seen in the distance.

17. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

18. John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.

19. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

20. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dogs heart and nervous system, a few ounces enough to kill a small sized dog.

21. Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.

22. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.

23. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

24. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

25. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

26. Dr. Seuss actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounded like Sue-ice.

27. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

28. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

29. During the California Gold Rush of 1849 miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years it was deemed more feasible to send the shirts to Hawaii for servicing.

30. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

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