Funny SMS

Love letter its reply…..!!

My Darling

Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present generation.

On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.

I remain,
A victim of your fascination

THE GIRL REPLIES

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congaratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection, aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high position.

You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration and preparartion. What about my graduation after much concentration and botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo beautification.

Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for determination of our relation:

1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of “any other” fascination, and
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

Unaffected by your affection

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

I know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”

I am sorry i missed your birthday, you have had so many i have lost track

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday.

Birthdays are for fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.

Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give me themenu card.

Friend 1 : Where did you born ?
Friend 2 : India.
Friend 1 : India? Which part?
Friend 2 : No, the whole body.

(Tamil)
Gandhiji yean kovilukku thulli thulli poghirar?
Yean endral avar oru Bhakti”maan”

(Tamil)
Square is intelligent than circle, how b,cos it has
Nall-edge (knowledge)

A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Just after I was born …. the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father …. I’m very sorry. We did everything we could ….but he pulled through. My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Once when I was lost….. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him …..do you think we’ll ever find them? He said … I don’t know kid …. there are so many places they can hide.

My wife made me join a bridge club. It’s my turn to jump off next Tuesday.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of institute, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of$75,000 a year, depending on the benefit’s package.”The HR Person said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?” The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow!!! Are you kidding?” And the HR Person said, “Certainly, …but you started it.”

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Nothing, I suddenly remembered Your Face
Oh my God..
Very funny creation
     

A Woman is Always Right,
sometimes Confused, Misinformed, Rude,Stubborn, Senseless, Unchangeable, and
even downright Stupid..
but,
NEVER Ever Wrong.!..

BANG YOUR HEAD IF YOU
DON’T KNOW THIS : There
is One word in English
that is always pronounced Wrong, what is it.?

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Ans.: Wrong …

1st friend : You
have Invested so
Heavily in Stocks,
Yet you say You
Sleep Like a BABY.?

2nd friend : I Sure Do.!
I Wake Up EVERY HOUR
and CRY.!

He asked, Do You
Love Me just because
My Father Left Me
a Fortune.?
She said, Not at all honey,
I would Love You
No Matter Who left
You the Money.

Old woman – Doctor
I have a Severe Pain
in my Right leg.
Doctor – That is due
to Old age.
Old woman – But,
Both My Legs are
of the Same Age Doctor.!