Wed 27 Jan 2010
A TC in a train collects fine from girls…
he collects Rs.300 from a girl-
she was wearing sleeveless.
From 2nd girl he collects Rs. 200
she was wearing sleeveless & backless.
From 3rd girl he collects Rs. 100
she was wearing a sleeveless & backless & a skimpy mini-skirt.. .
From 4th girl he collects Rs. 0
why?
Scroll down !
Scroll down !
She had a ticket !!!
Wed 13 Jan 2010
May the nose diving Stock exchange enable You to buy the blue chips. May the lower commodity Prices lower the price of Your next lcd tv. May the sky rocketing Gold help give value To your wife’s jewelery And most importantly May the eroding wealth Help reiterate that The only treasure that Is immune to this Recession wits for You at home. Happy Pongal
Wed 25 Nov 2009
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!
Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
Psychiatrist’ s receptionist comes & says There’s a man out who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples.. if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles.. So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?
There are many things in ur life which will catch ur eye but only few will catch ur heart pursue those
Sun 8 Nov 2009
Gud Frnds shud b like 2 zeros..
Wen u try 2 add they r same,
wen u subtract they r again same.
Bt wen u try 2 divide they r “indivisible..”
Wen heart starts beating for sumbody,
U would feel every beat as precious.
Bt wen tat sumbody vanishes frm ur life u ll feel every beat as pain..!
Gud mrg.
One who wins in love,wins the
life.
But,one who fails in love,can win the world.
- WILLIAM SHAKESPHERE.
Love Equation
SmartBoy + Smart Girl=Romance
FoolishBoy+ Smart Girl=Empty Pocket
Foolish Boy+ Foolish Girl=Marriage
Smart Boy+ Foolish Girl =pregnent
Keeping sum1 n ur heart z easy…Bt 2 b in sum1s heart z nt dat simple…So respect nd consdr da heart which luvz u.
Sun 20 Sep 2009
The youth nw a days became bad & hopeless!
Wen I was in church,I saw a boy lighting a cigarate frm candle
I was shokd &dropd my….
beer bottle down..Gd mrng
Wed 2 Sep 2009
M.B.B.S Final Year
Question Paper
Fill in the blanks
If a Girl Faints,
We must first check
Her P U _ S _
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Only Girls Student’s
Passed…
They Wrote P U L S E
Wed 18 Mar 2009
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
Wed 18 Mar 2009
The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie—-I–
Wed 18 Mar 2009
5 Reasons Why I Like You-
1.Ur Never Boring,
2.U Know How To Bring Usual Smile On My Face
3.Ur Always On My Side,
4.We Are A Perfect Match,
5.Ur Always Fooled By Me.
Hahahaha…
Sun 8 Mar 2009
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What’s the best way
to see Flying Saucers.?
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Just
Pinch the Waitress.! 
