Funny SMS

Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu. Mother: vaada…. Saniyane, Fridge’la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..
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Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is ……………………

’100′

Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.
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Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
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BUMPER OFFER… Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, ’29′ inch colour TV’voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane’kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry…Limted period offer innike matume!!!!
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Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga… Good MoRnInG…Have a nice day…
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Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

n a forest 10 people were walking….! (including me)
Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people…..
but didn’t TOUCH me……
WHY?

Because
Nangadhan singamla……….

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..
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Sorry konja naala ennala sms anuppa mudiyalla.
b coz, advance-a feb-14 kku wantha letter ellam ippathan padichchi mudichchan; konjam tired athan…
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Kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
“Vaala” mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???

Bayam than Tholvikku Mukkiya Kaaranam..!
Athanala, Inimel Kannaadi Munnaadi Pogaathinga..!

Rajini: Sivaji, MGR, Geminiganesan, Nagesh… .

Vijaykanth: Dharmapuri, Masala poori, Chola poori , Pani poori..

Arya: Vattaram, Muconam, Chathurangam. .

Vijay: Sachin, Dravid, Kumble, Dhoni..

Surya: 6, 7,8 ,9 ..

Jeeva: E, Erumbu, Kosu, Kambilipoochi. ..

SharathKumar: Thalaimagan, Chithappamagan, Athaimagan, Marumagan..

Ajith: Varalaru, Areviyal, Kanakku, English.

Kamal: Vetaiyadu Vilayadu, Kabadi Vilayadu, Olinju Vilayadu..

Valikkuthu Azhuthuduven
Namma Vadivelu ,Avar panra periya project la he is one of the Module Leader and avarukku keezhe rendu moonu peru irukkanga….

oru naal avar team mate odi varaan……
“thalaiva..thalaiva..namma code la bug pottutaanga thalaiva…”
Aavesa vadivelu veliyae varaar… “evan pottathu bug?”
“Namma testing team kattathurai thaan thalaiva…”
“Kattathurai ku coding theriyalennu ninaikkaren..athaan namma module la bug podarathae avanukku velaiya pochu.”
Vadivelu and other team members aavesama poranga Testing team ku… Vadivelu ketkarar
“Evan avan en code la bug pottathu”
Testing team Lead Kattathurai thirumbi paarkarar..
Kattathurai: “Enna sonne..seriya ketkale…pakkam vanthu sollu”
Vadivelu : Un cubicle kulla naan vara maaten… En aalai anupparen..avanukku bathil sollu
(sends in his team mate)
Team mate : Evanda enga module la bug potathu
Kattathurai becomes tense.. Vadivelu calls from behind : Deiii..
Kattathurai : Enna
Vadivelu : unaku thairiyam iruntha ippo bug podu
Kattathurai opens the Bug tracker and assigns a defect against Vadivelu’s module… A shocked vadivelu tries to escape from that place.. athukkulla the testing team surrounds him…
Vadivelu : ungalaiyellam paartha enakku siripa irukku
Kattathurai (smiles)
Vadivelu : En module la ithu varaikkum yaarum bug pottathu illa
Kattathurai : pona vaaram thaane rendu bug kandupidichu assign pannen
Vadivelu : Athu pona Build ku anupichathu..naan intha Build pathi solren
Kattathurai takes up the bug list and keep assigning bugs to Vadivelu team
Vadivelu : Venaam…. (After 2nd bug, slows down) Venaam…….. Venaam…. Valikkuthu…… Azhuthuduven…… (starts crying) Azhuthuduven…… ippave daily 9 poren…ini mel ungalala veetukke poga mudiyathapadi aayidum…. (cries)
Kattathurai : Antha periya list eduda
Vadivelu (kalavaramagi) : athu ennathu
Kattathurai : Severity number sollu maaple… As vadivelu looks in terror, Kattathurai keeps assigning lots of Sev 1 bugs to Vadivelu module
A dejected Vadivelu comes back to his cubicle… Apppo other module ppl talks among themselves..
“ivvalo bugs vanthirukke.. module nijammave romba complex ah irukum pola….sema buthisaali nu than ivarukku koduthirukkanga”
Vadivelu : ippadi usupethi vittu usupethi vitte code ah ranagalam aakidarangappa…
Vadivelu to his team mates – Yenda, innumada intha project la nammala nambaraainga

* Engineering Collegela Padichi Engineer Agalam. Aana Presidency Collegela Padichi President Aga Mudiyuma???

* Bus Stop Kitta Wait Panna Bus Varum… Full Stop Kitta Wait Panna Full Varuma???

* Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum… Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum… Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum

* Oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Sathama Korratai Vittalum… Un Korattaya Nee Kaekamudiyadhu….

* Gold Vachi Gold Chain Pannalam Ana Cycle Vachi Cycle Chain Panna Mudiyuma???

* Enna Than 500 Km Speedula Puyal Kathu Adhichalum, Cycleluku Pump Vachi Than Kathu Adikanum…. Enna Ulagam Idhu…

* Auto Driver Ala Auto Otta Mudiyam!!! But Screw Driverala Screw Otta Mudiyum A???

* Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu..

* School Testla Bit Adikkalaam……… College Testla Bit Adikkalaam……. Aanna Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyaadhu……..

* Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum?? Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!! Idhuthan Valkai

* Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum… But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa?

* Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu….

End of beautiful tamil thattuvams..

Key boardla key irrukkum;
Aanaa motherboardla mother irruka mudiyaathu!

Tool boxla toolsa parka mudiyum;
Aanaa match boxla matcha paarka mudiyaathu!

South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum;
Aanaa North India-la Southangai kidaikkumaa?

Cyclela poana cycling,
Trainla poana training-a?

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam
Appo maan pudikiravana maanavannu solla mudiyumma?

Bus stop kitta wait panninaa bus varum – anaa
Full stop kitta wait panninaa full varumaa ?
Nallaa yosinga. Quarter kooda varaadhu!!!

Ennathaan ponnunga byke ottinaalum
Hero Honda, Heroine Honda aagumaa ?
Adhu pola enna thaan pasanga vendai kaai
Saapittaalum Ladies finger gents finger aaghumaa ?