Funny SMS

Hai dear first count the star…
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entha ennikazinjo …

nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille… Goooooooooood Morning.
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u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.

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Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum “INTEL” inside and “MENTAL” outside Nee Fridgentea aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum “COOL” inside and “FOOL” outside

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Sometimes i 4get to ask,
“R U OK?”
Sometimes i even miss to say,
“Hi”
But it doesn’t mean you are forgotten.
No Never..
Ammachiyaane, balance illathondane !!!

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Every second god remembers you.
Every minute god blesses you.
Every hour god cares for you.
Bcoz every day i pray to him..

” Daivame Budhiyillathe kocha.. kaathollanee.. “

Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu. Mother: vaada…. Saniyane, Fridge’la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..
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Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is ……………………

’100′

Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.
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Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
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Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga… Good MoRnInG…Have a nice day…
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Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

n a forest 10 people were walking….! (including me)
Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people…..
but didn’t TOUCH me……
WHY?

Because
Nangadhan singamla……….

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..
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Sorry konja naala ennala sms anuppa mudiyalla.
b coz, advance-a feb-14 kku wantha letter ellam ippathan padichchi mudichchan; konjam tired athan…
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Kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
“Vaala” mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

I know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”

I am sorry i missed your birthday, you have had so many i have lost track

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday.

Birthdays are for fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

What is the similarity between Dinosaur & An Innocent Girl?
Interesting right?
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Think.
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Dono Ab is Dunya mai Nahi hain

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
Aur
Arrange Marriage Main
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se.